THE OFFICIAL IQ TEST

****NO CHEATING***

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This is the Official Moron Test. Answer the following questions, =

then scroll down and check your answers. DON'T CHEAT!!!!

Try to finish in 5 minutes. When you are done, count the number correct = and see how you compare to others. OK, here we go.......

1. Is there a 4th. of July in England? Yes or No?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister.

6. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

7. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

8. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

9. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

10. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

11. How many 2 cents stamps are there in a dozen?

12. What was the President's name in 1972?

Answers (1.) Yes (2.) One (3.) All months 12 (4.) 6 (5) No he is dead and can't marry (6) two (7) One Hour (8) Nine (9) None Noah had the Ark (10) Meat (11) Twelve (12) Barack Obama The president was named that by his parents.

Who's the Fool

 There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at Tim's Grocery Store.
The owner Tim doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They say he is two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel.
To prove it, sometimes they offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, Tim got him off to one side and said, Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?
Junior said, Well, if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!