For the Church Signs
“No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace.”
B. I. B. L. E. Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.
“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”
P = Pray
U = Until
S = Something
H = Happens .
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
Try Jesus. If you don't like Him the Devil will always take you back.
The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday!
It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive!
Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.
God answers knee-mail.
You are not too bad to come in church / not to good to stay out.
“Try our Sundays. They are better than Dairy Queen.”
best mathematical equation
1 cross
+3 nails =
4 given
“If you are ugly with sin, you need a faith lift”
The Work of the church is to produce spiritual fruit
not religious nuts.
10 Commmandments “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”
Don’t fear tomorrow. God is already there.
“People are like tea bags—you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.”
It is impossible to defeat a fool in an argument.
“Come in this Sunday. Beat the Christmas rush!”
Inspiration without Perspiration brings Frustration
“When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.”
Think about how others should behave and then act that way.
“Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
The world needs more warm hearts and fewer hot heads!
Friendship is one mind in two bodies. - Mencius
“Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.”
God never alters the robe of righteousness to fit the man, but the man to fit the robe.
“How will you spend eternity—Smoking or Non-smoking?”
True happiness comes not from having much to live on, but having much to live for
Aspire to Inspire
“Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives”:
Success in Marriage is more than finding the person. It is Being the right person.
“Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.”
Best vitamin for Christians B1
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
You need the Church. The Church needs You. The world needs both
“Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.”
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
Our Sundays are Better than Dairy Queen's
“If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.”
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
“If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.”
Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life.
“Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.”
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. --God
“This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?” -----> (U R)
Christian Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
Come early for a back seat.
When entering eternity will you be in the smoking or nonsmoking section.
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God
C'mon over and bring the kids -God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?-God
We need to talk. -God
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God
I love you and you and you and you and... -God
Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God
Follow me. -God
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God
My way is the highway. -God
Need directions? -God
You think it's hot here? -God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
Don't make me come down there. -God