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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Save the whales. - Collect the whole set.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Dyslexics have more FNU.

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A day without sunshine is like, - night.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
My reality check just bounced.

I Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?